Pun Library: The Horse Set

This contributor likes puns. Who doesn't? I know I do.

Here is a conversational piece that should serve as a handy list of puns that utilize 'The Horse Set' which include subtle hints of the 'Jangle Guitar Set'.

To contextualize, the pun-off started with the posting of this video (a version of The Rolling Stones 'Wild Horses' by The Sundays, who were a seminal 80's jangle pop band.)




/ The Horse Set /


A punner - well jangle


B Punner - why the long face?


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xyix3xdRd3Y


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=24EmAzNpAMQ


C punner - quit stallion and post more


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxygqSTO1lQ


C punner - good good. Patti's voice sounds a little horse on that recording


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3yiZGSeTZg


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVAUnKK1DdQ


C punner - that's a good un. The rest is just...

...WINDOW DRESSAGE


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLu5xw58NgQ

C punner that's making me feel a bit unstable


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8uHVVq10B8


C punner there's a good version of that by Horse Andy


C punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QL4I7cGZEEA]


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yQjHkoDip0


C punner - that one's whinnieing so far


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVKBqFeo39w


C punner - good find. I bet you're paddocking yourself on the back.

(me neither)

C punner - don't be filly, it was terrible


B punner - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tfxngih56bw


B punner - black horsecow


C punner - foalish suggestion


B punner - i cant find the burt bacharach one http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V8G1uA7MxUU


B punner - anyway, tis a good one to end on. high time this thread was


B punner - put

B punner - out


B punner - to


B punner - ‎......pasture


C punner - it's been fun, how saddle be to see it end. Don't let the gait hit you on the way out. You canter ase any of this btw, it's all gold.


B punner - ill get off my high horse and give you my word: I wont delete.


B punner - and that's right from the horses mouth


C punner - good, it's best to handle these things with equineimity


B punner - indeed. one wouldnt want to be to hasty and put the cart before the horse, so to speak


C punner -yeah, you'll only stirrup alot of trouble in the long run


A punner - Hope you don't mind me chiming in but quit horsing around you two....


B punner - well, i dont know about that. i can lead a horse to water, but i cant make him drink


C punner - stop being so shellfish


C punner - shit, wrong pun set


B punner - doesnt matter. we're flogging a dead horse now anyway


C punner - that is the mane point to remember


A punner - Surely this has gone on furlong enough.


C punner - yeah i was quite saddled with work so needed something to stop me bridle-ing with anger. But hay, it's turned into quite a slip-shod affair now so we should stop the neighsaying and let this be a discussion halter.

(aythangyu)

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Innocent horse-play really but useful all the same.

Stay mindful.